Sex tips
Premessa: ero indeciso se postare, visto l'argomento, in biochimica.
Poi mi sono deciso per Offtopic sezione libri.

Leggendo il "The Sun" di oggi, mi sono imbattuto in un, come dire, articolo di Ellie White intitolato "Sex tips for wives in 1894 and today".
In realtà l'articolo è più che altro una raccolta di spezzoni tratti da un libro di epoca vittoriana e ora ripubblicato. Scritto da una tale Ruth Smythers, amata moglie del reverendo L.D. Smythers, Pastore della Chiesa Metodista di Arcadia, è in pratica un manuale per le giovani spose di fine ottocento.

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Per molti versi i tempi e le femmine non sono affatto cambiati.
Passano le generazioni e nella grande ruota della vita ci finisce,come sempre, lo stesso criceto (indovinate chi è?).
Lo consiglio naturalmente a tutti i giovani maschi come deterrente contro la più nefasta delle iatture a cui possono andare incontro, ovvero il matrimonio. Per quelli più avanti negli anni, è da interpretare come una amara riflessione che dovrebbe fare da preludio nel chiudere senza appello un lungo capitolo della loro vita fondata sulle illusioni.
Infine, per coloro in avanzato stato senile, una amena lettura e il rimpianto per non aver percepito in tempo il pericolo.

Ecco alcuni estratti dal libro, agghiaccianti nella loro crudezza:

Iniziamo con la seguente massima che fa da chiave di lettura "Give little, give seldom and above all, give grudgingly"

Poi si prosegue con altri saggi suggerimenti come:

* THE wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly — and as time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency.

*Feigned illness, sleepiness and headaches are among her best friends in this matter.

*MOST men are by nature rather perverted, and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of the most revolting practices, including performing the normal act in abnormal positions, mouthing the female body and offering their own vile bodies to be mouthed in turn.

*A SELFISH and sensual husband can easily take advantage of his wife. One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: Give little, give seldom and above all give grudgingly. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.

*JUST as she should be ever alert to keep the quantity of sex as low as possible, the wise bride will pay equal attention to limiting the kind and degree of sexual contacts.

*MANY men obtain a major portion of their sexual satisfaction from the peaceful exhaustion immediately after the act is over. Thus the wife must ensure that there is no peace in this period for him to enjoy. Otherwise he might be encouraged to soon try for more.

*A WISE wife will make it her goal never to allow her husband to see her unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed body to her.

*MANY women have found it useful to have thick cotton nightgowns for themselves and pyjamas for their husbands — they need not be removed during the sex act. Thus, a minimum of flesh is exposed.
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*ONCE in bed, the wife should turn off all the lights and make no sound to guide her husband in her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement.

*WHEN he finds her, she should lie as still as possible. Bodily motion could be interpreted as sexual excitement by the optimistic husband. Sex, when it cannot be prevented, should be practised only in total darkness.

*DO not encourage him — nudity, talking about sex, reading stories about sex, viewing photographs and drawings depicting or suggesting sex are the obnoxious habits the male is likely to acquire if permitted.

*IF he attempts to kiss her on the lips she should turn her head slightly so that the kiss falls harmlessly on her cheek instead. If he lifts her gown and attempts to kiss her any place else she should quickly pull the gown back in place, spring from the bed, and announce that nature calls her to the toilet.

*IF the husband attempts to seduce her with lascivious talk, the wise wife will suddenly remember some trivial non-sexual question to ask him.

*SHE will be absolutely silent while he is huffing and puffing away — she will lie perfectly still and never under any circumstances grunt or groan while the act is in progress.

*AS soon as the husband has completed the act, the wise wife will start nagging him about various minor tasks she wishes him to perform on the morrow.

*CLEVER wives are ever on the alert for new and better methods of denying and discouraging the amorous overtures of the husband.

*Arguments, nagging, scolding and bickering prove very effective if used in the late evening about an hour before the husband would normally commence his seduction.

*BY their tenth anniversary many wives have managed to complete their child-bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all sexual contacts with the husband.

*By this time she can depend upon his love for the children and social pressures to hold the husband in the home.

saluti
Mario
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Sindrome da chimico faberiano?

"Fui chimico e, no, non mi volli sposare.
Non sapevo con chi e chi avrei generato:
Son morto in un esperimento sbagliato
proprio come gli idioti che muoion d'amore.
E qualcuno dirà che c'è un modo migliore."

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